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October
1, 2004
Help Wanted
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Senior Statistician
Bureau of Labor and Statistics
is looking for a degreed statistician who can use his/her
creativity to manipulate inputs so the desired results are obtained.
Anticipate long hours in the next few months to hide the hyperinflationary
effects of the Federal Reserve and the US Government. The current
inflation indexes have been geared to hide inflation via the
Asian Labor arbitrage. With the imminent dollar devaluation,
we expect a complete overhaul of the indexes will be necessary.
Applicant must be willing to use common stupidity, ignore historical
trends, and have questionable morals.
Experience with manipulating
derivative valuations a plus. Work experience with ENRON, Arthur
Andersen, Fannie Mae, or Freddie Mac highly desirable.
For the right candidate, the
pay will be lots of newly
created Federal Reserve Notes, with substantial bonus potential
based on ability to manipulate the CPI. Position available immediately.
Qualified candidates should
send their resume to wegonna.weimar@departmentofinflation.gov
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October 1, 2004
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