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October
27, 2004
Should I take the red (denial,
and taste like nothing) pill or the blue pill (acceptance,
which tastes wintergreen for some reason)? Should I chase my
selection down with a brown (deflation, which does not taste
like chocolate and you don't want to know what it really taste
like yuck phtt), green (inflation, green habenero flavored and
burns entering and leaving) or gold (paper asset deflation with
physical asset inflation, oh my favorite, butterscotch) pill?
Should I get really crazy and take the kaleidoscope of meds all
at the same time? Unfortunately, I think that is what I have
inadvertently done.
The red pill, denial, is the
state of mind where the markets will continue to function, throw
in a little bull market, you can never lose on real estate, and
the muddle through economy. This is the materialism found in
so many people, new cars, a second home, taking loans out to
buy stocks or other investments. Basically this is the attitude
that it is good to take on debt, the more you can carry the better.
This pill is believing that government services will be there
for you, that Social Security, Medicare, and other entitlements
will continue to exist in the future. Any financial problems
that come up, "No problemo!" the Supreme Superinflator,
Alan Greenspan, will rescue the financial community and we will
live happy ever after.
The blue pill is the realization
that we import most of our oil, food, and manufactured goods.
That we have debt loads greater than any other time in history.
That we have a humongous foreign trade gap of historical in prominence.
That we only export paper and electronic blips. That the government
is the nation's largest employer. That Social Security, which
is a Ponzi scheme, will fail by 2010 at the latest. That company
pensions are woefully under-funded and can not be relied upon,
not to mention that the PBGC is bankrupt. That there is a derivative
asteroid about to wipe out all paper financial products, a Fiat
Extinguishing Event. That our standard of living hangs on the
good will of those foreigners who also want that oil and they
hold the fate of our fiat and debt. That we have converted a
significant portion of our farmable lands to strip malls and
planned communities. This is the "wake up and circle the
wagons" pill. This is the "build your community"
pill. This pill may save your families' lives.
However, taking these blue
pills enlightened me to the blue pills I took in 1995-6 were
really purple (blue pills that were contaminated by gold leasing/swapping).
Back then I was very bearish, and felt that the stock market
was excessively over valued, and the US had major structural
problems. Little did I know that Ruben and Co. were cooking up
a strong dollar policy (flood the market with physical gold to
suppress the price) while the Fed put the petal to the metal.
The wife still remembers my prior binge of blue pills and she
thinks it's me who has the problem.
Yellow and Green are just a
matter of people's tastes. I personally like the gold pill, that
we will experience a debt collapse and anything bubbled by paper
will come down in value. Physical assets like gold, silver, and
other assets with value (like a micro fusion generator) will
increase in value.
So, this is what I think is
happening to me. My wife keeps popping reds into my mouth while
I am sleeping, that's why I don't think they have any taste,
and I wake up not wanting to acknowledge reality. Whenever I
look at the markets on my computer out pops a blue pill, people
tell me my breath is bad, so I take it, being flavored like wintergreen
and all. This reality gets me thinking about what all needs to
be done, NOW. I get the yellow, green, and gold pills from the
various market reports that I read. When a colorful object that
looks real tasty is offered, you got to eat it (being trained
and conditioned by bubblevision). One would think I will eventually
learn that the brown pill is not chocolate. Consuming these pills
creates moments my mouth is on fire, the next I am looking for
something with alcohol to sterilize my mouth (preferably vodka
with grapefruit), to "hey this one is butterscotch!"
The easy access to the variety
of pills causes me to oscillate from denial to acceptance. I
am definitely happier when I am in complete denial. This coming
to acceptance with facts that are there is plain sight is difficult,
especial for loved ones, and can be a real bummer. "When
momma's happy, everyone's happy. When mommas ain't happy, nobody
happy." However, I can not knowingly do nothing. (Sorry
for the double negative, must be a residual blue pill hangover).
Now looking at the fine print
on the bottles it says consult your psychiatrist before using
and do not mix with any other colors. Uh Oh.
Disclaimer: This is for entertainment
purposes only. Not liable for your enjoyment, happiness, or anything
else related to you, the reader.
Oct 26, 2004
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